Sorry I haven't been keeping up the pace - I've got a lot going on. Work, Rehearsals, Moving, Vacation... it's times like these, when I am happily participating in the world and taking advantage of all it has to offer, that remind me why I love not doing anything. Not that I'm not having fun, but damn, there is such a thing as too busy.
Usually when people are busy and complain about a lack of sleep, some smart-ass usually comes along and says "You can sleep when you're dead!", but that really isn't true. Pretty much one of three things is going to happen when you die:
1. Heaven, where you don't get any sleep because you are praising The Creator for eternity.
2. Hell, where you don't get any sleep because you are in Constant Torment for eternity.
or
3. Nothing, where you don't get any sleep because YOU CEASE TO EXIST.
So, with those being the options, I intend to get as much sleep as possible while I'm alive, thank you very much. I like sleep.
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I love to sleep. It has to be 8 hours a night or I can't function. Now, have you looked into Slumberianity? It's a new religion that says when you die you go to a place called Slumberburg and you just sleep all the time. It's a new religion. Just started. By me. Of course to be a member of this religion you have to worship Xazu, the alien sleep god who delivered sleep spirits to our earth 2 billion years ago and they inhabited our ancestors and are what cause us to have to sleep today. You also have to pay a small regular monthly installment of $2000. Thanks. Make the check out to me.
Hehehe... silly boy.
The monthly installment is a small price to pay for the eternal gloriousness of sleep. I have not found anything better than sleeping in on a cold day with the cats laying beside me. I just yesterday wondered if Heaven would be like that. I can happily say I subscribe to the Slumberianity religious movement!
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