Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Ask and ye shall receive.
"Now if a boyfriend would just fall into my life, everything would be perfect."
Guess what happened?
Two days later I met a wonderful guy named Brian. We've been together ever since, and he's amazing and I'm so thankful.
So, let's see if this works:
Now, if a million dollars would just fall into my life, everything would be perfect.
Friday, November 30, 2007
I'm back.
Now if a boyfriend would just fall into my life, everything would be perfect. I can't really complain, though - I'm sure if (or when) that happens, something else will suck instead. That's life.
Oh well, I can't promise daily updates, but hopefully I will be more regular.
Kisses.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Life's a Beach!
Anywho, I've come back from a week a fun and relaxation to a week of crazy stress and busy-ness. I cannot promise regular updates during this time. I know, you're heartbroken. You've waited so patiently for me to begin writing again, but seriously, I don't have the time. You are all in my hearts, and trust me, I will be blogging quite a bit after this week - I have a lot to talk about.
In the meantime, while you anxiously burn for the latest helping of my wit, do something good for yourself or our planet. Like... um, plant a tree! Or... learn how to crochet. Or... yeah, something like that.
Friday, September 14, 2007
It's a girl!

Thursday, September 13, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
I'm alive.
Usually when people are busy and complain about a lack of sleep, some smart-ass usually comes along and says "You can sleep when you're dead!", but that really isn't true. Pretty much one of three things is going to happen when you die:
1. Heaven, where you don't get any sleep because you are praising The Creator for eternity.
2. Hell, where you don't get any sleep because you are in Constant Torment for eternity.
or
3. Nothing, where you don't get any sleep because YOU CEASE TO EXIST.
So, with those being the options, I intend to get as much sleep as possible while I'm alive, thank you very much. I like sleep.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Galeophobia.
Galeophobia: An abnormally large and persistent fear of sharks. Sufferers from this phobia experience anxiety even though they may be safe on a boat or in an aquarium or on a beach. Hollywood films depicting sharks as calculating, vengeful diabolical monsters have no doubt enkindled the fear of sharks in many persons. So have validated reports of sharks venturing into rivers and lakes.
"Galeophobia" is derived from the Greek words "galeos" (shark with markings resembling those on a weasel) and "phobos" (fear). "Galeophobia" is also sometimes used as alternate term for ailurophobia, fear of cats, because the Greek word "galeos" is derived from "galee," a Greek meaning "polecat" and "weasel."
Welcome to my fear. It may seem irrational, what with my living in Ohio and all, but this is what I am learning to live with. Just thought I'd share with y'all as I prepare to vacation at the beach. I'm not too worried though. I'm just going to drink. A lot.